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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Everything.</description><title>Damelo!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @camisaroja)</generator><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Badass of the Week</title><description>&lt;a href="http://badassoftheweek.com/omari.html"&gt;Badass of the Week&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/24000406016</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/24000406016</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 11:53:06 -0400</pubDate><category>links</category><category>heroes</category><category>story</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4mv2uo0t41qjjuvto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23933282509</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23933282509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 11:53:01 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>God</category><category>cartoon</category><category>kids</category></item><item><title>The Scale of the Universe</title><description>&lt;a href="http://htwins.net/scale2/?bordercolor=white&amp;fb_source=message"&gt;The Scale of the Universe&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I love this!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23866587253</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23866587253</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 11:57:55 -0400</pubDate><category>science</category><category>nerdy</category><category>link</category></item><item><title>"The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall,..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;The Ultimate Rejection Letter&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Herbert A. Millington&lt;br/&gt;
Chair - Search Committee&lt;br/&gt;
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University&lt;br/&gt;
College Hill, MA  34109&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear Professor Millington,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I&lt;br/&gt;
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me&lt;br/&gt;
an assistant professor position in your department. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually&lt;br/&gt;
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field&lt;br/&gt;
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in&lt;br/&gt;
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at&lt;br/&gt;
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor&lt;br/&gt;
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;
Chris L. Jensen&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23801093148</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23801093148</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 11:58:31 -0400</pubDate><category>college</category><category>letter</category><category>sarcasm</category></item><item><title>NSFW.  There seems to be a seal laughing in this video…</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U_DkwFi9jnQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NSFW.  There seems to be a seal laughing in this video…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23794630932</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/23794630932</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 09:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>disturbing</category><category>youtube</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdfhaICoq1qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11230965591</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11230965591</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 12:25:05 -0400</pubDate><category>cartoon</category><category>relationships</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5wtvHqBO1qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11185058655</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11185058655</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:12:06 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>church</category><category>ironic</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdfcwitid1qjjuvto1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11143002646</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11143002646</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 12:17:06 -0400</pubDate><category>texts</category><category>parents</category></item><item><title>Make-up is pretty powerful...but it's also such a huge hassle blech</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-power-of-make-up.html"&gt;Make-up is pretty powerful...but it's also such a huge hassle blech&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11102981442</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11102981442</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 12:13:05 -0400</pubDate><category>women</category><category>before and after</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5wr493k11qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11063417619</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11063417619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:26:05 -0400</pubDate><category>nerdy</category><category>church</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1c9jIWVf1qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11024272054</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11024272054</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:47:00 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category><category>art</category><category>pop culture</category><category>appa</category><category>avatar airbender</category></item><item><title>more puppies biting each other.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsjtibo2yd1qe0hneo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;more puppies biting each other.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11023097294</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/11023097294</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:06:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>random joke</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="text"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lesson 1:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Before she says a word, Bob says, &amp;#8216;I&amp;#8217;ll give you $800 to drop that towel.&amp;#8217;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few &lt;br/&gt;seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, &amp;#8216;Who was that?&amp;#8217;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#8216;It was Bob the next door neighbor,&amp;#8217; she replies.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#8216;Great,&amp;#8217; the husband says, &amp;#8216;did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?&amp;#8217;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="text"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mbacasestudysolutions.com/Blog/Funny_Management_Quick_Lessons.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.mbacasestudysolutions.com/Blog/Funny_Management_Quick_Lessons.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10984692037</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10984692037</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 13:46:06 -0400</pubDate><category>jokes</category><category>quotes</category><category>story</category></item><item><title>…this is way better than the real “1776”...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eYP7zhbHIyg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…this is way better than the real “1776” musical (seriously I left at intermission, sooooooooooooooooo boring!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10940415263</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10940415263</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 13:21:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroj1dRG2G1qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10894834711</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10894834711</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:11:05 -0400</pubDate><category>nerdy</category><category>school</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroj07dUdV1qjjuvto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10851815461</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10851815461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:06:05 -0400</pubDate><category>relationships</category></item><item><title>seeing in the dark</title><description>&lt;a href="http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/seeing_in_the_dark/"&gt;seeing in the dark&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10809958641</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10809958641</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:36:06 -0400</pubDate><category>article</category><category>science</category></item><item><title>omg.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroiqf8E3X1qjjuvto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;omg.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10770424235</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10770424235</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:01:06 -0400</pubDate><category>animals</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroiobkfxE1qjjuvto1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10729610750</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10729610750</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:11:06 -0400</pubDate><category>comics</category><category>first world problems</category></item><item><title>FLAME THROWER!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments/flame/index.html"&gt;FLAME THROWER!&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10689311770</link><guid>http://camisaroja.tumblr.com/post/10689311770</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:11:05 -0400</pubDate><category>games</category><category>links</category></item></channel></rss>
